My name is Suzanne and I am a candyic.
What the heck is a candyic? you ask, confused.
Well, I recall reading a rant from a former coworker of mine (hi Brandon!) that discussed that you really shouldn’t attach “holic” to items that you’re addicted to. For example, chocoholic. This would suggest that you are addicted to chocohol, when really, it’s chocolate. And so, I believe candyholic would be the incorrect word to use in this case. However, by now, I think you have the point.
I am addicted to candy.
Uh, but Suzanne…aren’t you diabetic AND an anti-dentite? you ask…still confused.
Why yes, that does happen to be the case on both accounts. However, my addiction to candy started way before I became diabetic and much sooner than I decided I was an anti-dentite. And let’s face it. Those of us with addictions know that we are often powerless against them.
I feel sorry for those addicted to drugs, cigarettes or alcohol. It’s not nearly as fun as being addicted to candy. Take a look at some of my favourites [all images courtesy of Sweet Temptations]…
Come on…admit it. Your mouth is watering now, right?
I’m not the biggest fan of hard candy. And that really chewy taffy-like stuff either – I could do without it. But gummy candy…jelly beans…the occasional chocolate bar…yum! I love all flavours…fruity, cinnamon, licorice, sour. I feel a craving coming on.
That’s one of the things I miss the most about the south so far – not having access to one of my favourite stores in the world, Bulk Barn. It’s a wondrous place with an aisle devoted solely to candy, and another to chocolate and nuts. Of course, I certainly appreciated their other aisles, like the pastas and flours and spices and baked goods decorating aisles, but let’s face it. If I was wanting to make a Bulk Barn run, it sure as heck wasn’t going to be so I could skip the candy aisle.
So why is it that I have this addiction? How come I’m able to say no to so many other things, but not candy? Perhaps it’s because it’s the only thing I really don’t say no to. Those that know me, know that I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life…don’t drink coffee…rarely drink alcohol…have never done an illicit drug in my life…so really, candy is one of my only, if not the only vice I have. Perhaps it’s not the best choice considering the circumstances, but it’s not like I live on the edge in any other way. My candy consumption varies too…come Halloween time, I typically do consume a bit more. Same with Christmas. And every once in a while I just get that craving that I can’t satisfy any other way. You know what I’m talking about…
Now that I’m sufficiently thinking of candy again, I think I’m going to have to make an Iqaluit-wide hunt for something to satisfy this craving. Thank goodness it’s Christmas…shouldn’t be too difficult. 😉