I’m Afraid of Americans (and Other Countries that Happen to Produce Killer Horror Films)

Have you ever watched a movie and just had a distinct feeling that there was no way possible that it had been produced in Hollywood?  There’s just something about a foreign (to Americans anyway) film that sets it apart from the often stylized output of the American movie.  Don’t get me wrong…I love American cinema – and often I’m a huge fan of American horror movies.  But there’s just something about a little production from outside of the ol’ U S of A that makes my spine tingle a bit in anticipation of what’s to come.

Perhaps it’s that so-called foreign films tend to be more liberal in what is shown or said.  Or maybe it’s the opposite…so many horror films from around the world are horrific because of what they don’t show.  Of course that’s not the case of every non-American horror film.  The bad films will always outnumber the good for some reason…I suppose because for every good film, there are a slew of bad ones that follow it in the hopes that some money will be made off of the hype of the good movie.  And therein lies the problem for so many movies.

In any case, the movie that brought this to my attention was a not so well-known monster flick by the name of Monsters that was released in 2010.  I remember hearing about it and becoming quite excited about it with Ian.  It sounded like an interesting prospect…the border being shut down between the US and Mexico to prevent unwanted visitors…a tongue in cheek shot at the immigration and border issues currently being faced by the two countries?  Likely…but the story focuses more on two American individuals attempting to return to the country from Mexico who are forced to travel through the “infected” zone.

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While the movie was partially filmed in the US (Texas to be precise; as well as Mexico, Guatemala and Costa Rica) and the actors are definitely American, the production is actually British.  Considering the scope of the movie, its budget came in at under $500 000.  There are points of the film that are visually stunning and were created by the writer/director/special effects guy extraordinaire, Gareth Edwards using software that even we own (Adobe, 3D Studio Max, ZBrush…nice!).  The return on the film so far has been over $4 000 000, so not too shabby of an investment on behalf of the production company.

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One of the most poignant scenes comes at the end of the film as the two characters stand on the property of a gas station after they have encountered a few of the ‘monsters’, and a sound cue occurs that ties the whole movie together from beginning to end.  Very effective…and a little sad.  While the movie is classified as a horror/science fiction film by many reviewers, it’s really just a story about two ordinary people trying to get ‘home’ set against a highly political backdrop…with aliens!

Fun fact 1:  The two co-stars (Scoot McNairy and Whitney Able) had pretty decent charisma and played off of each other well.  Apparently they were already a couple when they were hired for the roles, and married in July 2010, so I guess I wasn’t the only one to think that.

Fun fact 2:  I’ve been making a list of songs that I like when I hear them from the Galaxie digital stations on the satellite…I most often listen to The Chill Lounge – it’s filled with down tempo, laid back jazz and ambient sounds.  The other day I added a song by Jon Hopkins to my list called ‘Nightjar’ and I tracked it down last night.  And here I am today, discovering that he also did the soundtrack to Monsters.  Rather serendipitous, I thought.

Other Worthwhile Horror Films from Around the World

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Ôdishon (Audition, 2000, Takashi Miike, South Korea/Japan)

A widower expresses the sadness he is experiencing to a friend that works as a film producer.  His friend helps him stage an audition for a movie that will never be made to help him fill a role – that of his new wife.  After sitting through performance after performance, he falls for the last actress of the day, a young ballet dancer.  He becomes infatuated with her, but the innocent young woman is not all that she seems.  Miike is one of my favourite directors…hands down.  His work is provocative, full of sexual taboos and ultra-violence – he’s definitely not for everyone.

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El Espinazo del Diablo (The Devil’s Backbone, 2001, Guillermo Del Toro, Spain/Mexico)

Set in 1939 at the conclusion of a bloody civil war in Spain, a young boy is left at an extremely isolated orphanage in the care of the headmistress and a professor.  He finds himself bullied by some of the students, overcoming this challenge only to encounter further problems – the violent caretaker of the orphanage and the ghost of a former resident.  The ghost becomes inexplicably drawn to the young boy, predicting the deaths of many of the children there.  As the time passes and the prophecy begins to take shape, the children of the orphanage are forced to confront the true nature of danger that they face.  This is one of Del Toro’s earlier films, before his work on Blade II, Hellboy, Pan’s Labyrinth and The Orphanage.

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Ginger Snaps (2000, John Fawcett, Canada)

Ginger and Brigitte Fitzgerald are outcasts in their school; suburban goth girls fascinated with all things death.  At 16, Ginger finally begins her menstruation cycles – about the same time as she is bitten by a creature in a local woodlot.  The changes brought on by both of these turns of events turn her into a girl who her sister no longer understands and Brigitte vows to find a cure for what Ginger has become.  Halloween and the next full moon approach, and soon enough, it’s not just the local dogs that are no longer safe.  This movie is worth the opening scene for the sisters’ special school project alone.

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La Horde (The Horde, 2009, Yannick Dahan & Benjamin Rocher, France)

A police detective is found murdered by a local gang led by a Nigerian man named Markudi.  The detective’s partners plot to avenge the death of their coworker and friend and descend upon the abandoned building where the gang members are hiding.  As their surprise attack goes horribly wrong, a development outside of the building changes the tempo and outcome of the war on the gang, and would-be enemies are forced to come together to escape the building…and the horde that has assembled outside their doors.  A fantastically gritty and intense zombie thriller.

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Marebito (2004, Takashi Shimizu, Japan)

A man captures on film the suicide of another man after being obviously frightened out of his mind by something.  He becomes obsessed with discovering the fear the man experienced and finds himself within the labyrinthine tunnels beneath his city where he encounters a feral girl whom he rescues and dubs ‘F’.  He brings F home where he discovers she does not speak or eat, but survives off of something else – the story plays out as he does unspeakable things to sustain the girl’s life.  This is the same director who filmed Ju-On and The Grudge, both the original Japanese version and its American remake.

Awesome quote:  “They didn’t see something that terrified them.  They saw something because they were terrified.”

And just to be fair

Here’s an American horror film that I adore for its low-budget appeal…

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The Signal (2007, David Bruckner, Dan Bush & Jacob Gentry, USA)

Set in three separate acts, the story is weaved around a woman in an unhappy marriage who is planning to escape the city of Terminus with her lover.  During their last night together before the escape, a strange signal begins transmitting across the airwaves – to televisions, radios and telephones.  The signal causes those that see or hear it to begin to display erratic behaviour that often ends in violence.  Each act is told in a different style:  violent gore horror; black comedy and finally a horror-love story full of sorrow.   The ambiguous of the several endings shown allows the viewer to determine their own reality of the final events of the film.  Extremely effective, and I still think about it every once in awhile…not sure what I believe.


Don’t Stop Believin’

The cast of Glee did it.  Hundreds of hopefuls on musical reality television shows do it.  Thousands of drunkards in karaoke bars on Friday night do it.  So now…I’m doing it.

That’s right…I’m finally using Don’t Stop Believin’ as a post title.  Go ahead.  You can touch me.

I know you’re wondering why I would do such a thing.  Well, I’m about to let you in on the reason.  So gather round kids…let me tell you a little something…

I’ve noticed on a lot of the blogs that I read that people are all about the bucket list.  People have 30 before 30s and 40 before 40s, etc.  There are lots of things that people want to do before a particular deadline.  I might have the ambition, but I don’t necessarily have the resources to put together such a list of must-have experiences before I die.  I also have this little problem of lack of focus sometimes, so it makes things like writing priority lists of experiences a little difficult to come up with.  What I might consider to be important one day, would not necessarily be so the next.

Regardless, the other night I was watching television, and it occurred to me that I had witnessed something on the show I was watching that I really wanted to experience.  Unfortunately, without connections, a lot of money to bribe someone, or some fairy godmother to sweep in to grant me my one wish, there’s no way, no how that I’ll get to experience what I saw.  But, that doesn’t stop me from putting together a list of the unreachable dreams and goals that I would love to accomplish in my lifetime (but probably won’t if Richard Branson is not my benefactor – cuz he can make anything possible).

I present to you…

The Ultimate Bucket List (with a hole in the side)

  1. Have my own theme music – seriously.  Who doesn’t want this?  It’s like Shaft or Black Dynamite.  Walk into a room and be greeted with a solid bass line?  I can’t think of anything better.
  2. Run down the ramp and fly into the ring at a professional wrestling event – yes.  I’m that girl.  I see those wrestlers get to make spectacular entrances every week…with loud music and pyrotechnics.  I want that.  I want to be able to do this.  It goes hand in hand with my theme music.
  3. Wax poetic with Christian Bale – does anyone really need a reason behind this?  It’s Christian Bale.  I’m fairly sure that the chat would be fairly one-sided, but I wouldn’t want to interrupt that Welsh accent, now would I?
  4. Walk the hobbit sets of Lord of the Rings – I think this one is all but a pipe dream now.  The sets have long been removed, and unless they have been securely stored in perfect condition, not even Richard Branson can help me with this one.
  5. Time travel – cuz it’d be awesome.
  6. Survive and flourish through a zombie apocalypse – I’m always working on my zombie plan.  Now to just wait for the zombies…
  7. Follow Massive Attack on their next world tour – I finally got to see this band in May of 2009 after about 14 years of being a fan.  Well worth the wait.  Their next world tour may just be their last…it would be phenomenal to witness that nightly…
  8. Build a completely self-sustained, off the grid home with its own natural water filtration system, waste management system, etc., etc., etc…. – I’m not talking a compound here.  I’m just talking about a completely environmentally sustainable home in a natural environment.  Dreams can come true!
  9. Finish playing all of the Silent Hill games – I own them all.  I have started them all.  I am too scared to finish them all.
  10. Write The Jolie Adventures.  Oh, okay, this is one on the list that WILL actually happen…soon!  It’s coming…I promise!

I Want Candy

I haven’t been posting much lately.  With all the chaos of packing and getting things ready for the big migration, it’s sort of fallen by the wayside.  So I thought that I’d offer a little post with a little eye candy for the readers who might appreciate a nice actor or three.  I thought I’d hunt down some super sexy shots of some of my favourite actors to show my appreciation.  This isn’t the kind of thing I normally do anymore.  When I was in high school I used to gawk over guys in bands – music has always been my thing.  But now, I’m a married woman.  I shouldn’t be drooling over pictures of actors, dang it!  So, that’s why I’m inviting all of you to do it with me.  Help share in my shame! Continue reading

Dream Weaver

The other night, Ian and I finally watched the 2010 remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street starring Mr. Jackie Earle Haley.  I have since determined that Jackie Earle is quite possibly my new Kevin Spacey – the man who will creep me out in my dreams.  Oh, and not in a “I just watched A Nightmare on Elm Street, so I’m freaked out about Fred Krueger” kind of way…more in a “It’s Jackie Earle Haley and he’s a creepy sumbitch” kind of way.  This guy seems like he’d be a real cool guy to hang out with…until he does that voice he does.  Yikes.

Dear Jackie Earle Haley, this is about as creepy as I can stand you – half naked and hanging out with Will Ferrell who’s wearing very short 70s-style basketball shorts. Oh, and maybe hold back on that thing you do with your voice. Thanks. Your friend, She Is Just A Rat (Source: Google image search)

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Béla Lugosi’s Dead

I am a huge fan of horror fiction in its many forms.  My first exposure to the genre truly goes back to reading Stephen King novels in elementary school.  I wasn’t as avid of a movie watcher back then, so King’s work brought the fantastic and terrifying into my life with a vengeance.  I read everything I could get my hands on that he authored – which sadly wasn’t really all that much for a child without a steady income.  However, I managed to collect various works from someone – who I cannot recall…oh, anonymous source of literature…thank you!  Things like Carrie…Christine…Cujo…It…Four Past Midnight…his work penned as Richard Bachman…it all fascinated me. Continue reading