I keep getting e-mails from WordPress.
You’ve got new a new blog follower, Suzanne. Wouldn’t you like to welcome them?
Yes, WordPress. I would like to do that. But I seem to have a severe case of “I don’t know what the $#@% to write about.
And also, I really don’t think I’m the person they’re looking for. It’s not me. They’re looking for someone else.
But, but there’s another new follower, Suzanne. You should probably say something.
Really? I mean, I really don’t know what to talk about. There’s lots of stuff going on in my life, but hmm…is any of it really noteworthy? I mean, I suppose some of my readers don’t know that my laptop died awhile back. And it was just really frustrating writing on my desktop as it sits on a high microwave cart. But luckily I just recently got a new laptop.
Course, I also got Skyrim, so there goes any motivation to do any writing. There’s dragons falling out of the sky on my character to fight. I don’t have time to write anything on my blog.
But Suzanne, you have yet another follower. I really think you should do something about this.
Sigh.
Yes. Yes, I should.
And one more thing, Suzanne. You have received an award from a fellow blogger. Perhaps you should consider thanking him. And accepting the award.
Yes, I know I should. And I will.
But for now, I will take a moment to say thanks to my new subscribers. And thanks to my old subscribers. And thanks for the award. And perhaps I should take yet another four month hiatus to see what else will come my way…?
No. No no, I promise that I will be back writing again. After all…New Year’s resolution time is coming up. What better resolution to break make than to write more blog posts?
Massively Attacked 