I love Jemaine.
He is one of the funniest cats I have ever met. In honour of my chubby-bellied little kitty, I began to sing him a song this morning. Later on, I thought more about it, and decided I would write out the lyrics on my break. You can sing along if you know the tune…and I’m pretty sure you do…
I like big guts and I cannot lie
You other kitties can’t deny
That when a cat walks by big swingy waist
And a fuzzy butt in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out the catnip
‘Cause that gut just droops and dips
Deep in the fur he’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna snuggle with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that gut you got is oh so blubbery
Ooh, Rump-o’-fuzzy-skin
You say you wanna get more kibbles?
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t that average kitty
I’ve seen him drinkin’
From the fountain
His head, is wet,
Then he scoots like a turbo ‘Vette
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin’ skinny cats are the thing
Take the average cat lady and ask them that
He gotta pack much back
So, people! (Yeah!) People! (Yeah!)
Has your kitty got the gut? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ’em to swing it! (Swing it!) Swing it! (Swing it!)
Swing that healthy gut!
Kitty got back!
Ahhh...what a life...
Massively Attacked 
He’s funny? Is that a mime act or can he tell jokes?
His style of humour is very slapstick. Running into things, out of control sliding, pratfalls and the like. He attempts to tell jokes, but his English vocalizations are limited to the word “hello”.
What, no video of you singing the song? Fun lyrics!
Oooooh, you wouldn’t want to see that. 😉
Your kitty is so adorable!!!!
Thanks! If you want to see my other cats, check out this.
This made me day! Both my kitties are very slim, but I think I’ll find myself singing to them anyway. Thanks!
To be fair, Jemaine is actually quite a slim cat. He just has this hangy gut that swings excessively back and forth when he gallops about the house. Glad you like the song!
I love it!!! And will probably have this song stuck in my head for the rest of the day…gee, thanks. 😀
Glad to help… 😉
I read the first line of your song…. You are a genius! I know all the words to that song, and I tend to break it out when I drink too much. My friends think it’s hilarious because it’s so out of character for me.
I’m going back to read the rest of your post now. I’ll be back. =)
Rump-o-fuzzy skin! You crack me up!
Cute cat. =)
I’m always excited when the song comes on the iPod rotation…but now that I have alternate lyrics, it’s gonna be AWESOME.
Hahahahah! OMGOSH, this was hysterical.
Thanks very much for stopping by and commenting…
nice Cat! i like your cat.
Thank you!
thanks for stopping by my blog!
you got skills!
Yay! Glad you don’t think I’m lame. 😉
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Haha, that’s hilarious! We used to have a fat little cat when I was young (her name was Kittiwee of all things)…I used to sit with her every afternoon on the back steps while I ate my afternoon tea. When she lay down her tummy would spread out over the pavement so she looked like a flat round thing with fur and legs!
Ahhh…the pancake. Yes, Jemaine can do the pancake. Did your cat used to do the VTOL? You know…like those aircraft that can do the vertical take-off and landing?
I don’t think so lol…she wasn’t that agile!
Wow, I thought I was the only one who had a cat that slept on his back.
All three of my cats tend to roll into the “shrimp kitty” look on their side and eventually that morphs into something on their back. Cats only expose their tummies to people if they’re comfortable with them. I shouldn’t know that, but I do. I wonder what tidbit of knowledge I lost so that I could gain that one…
With my cats I often get a “round thing in my face.” That is, they suffocate me with fur.
My cats are very much “Special Cases.” “Don’t tell my cats what they don’t do right or tell them when they scratch they make you cry.”
“Take a look around the houseee. You see such bad things happening. There are many good catsssss. But obviously, my cats are none of them.”
LOVE it! Now I can sing along to a new cat song…and yeah, I concur on my cats being Special Cases too. In fact, I think maybe that’s what Sinead was actually singing about…
That last picture of your cat is hilarious! 😀 Great lyrics!
Thanks very much!